houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

mikefalzone:

mostlypoptarts:

edwardspoonhands + cheesy jokes involving food [x]

cheesy…

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

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oh my god

blueboxparchment:

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Nerd jokes. Nerd jokes.

Quentin is going on a retreat for a few days… so I guess we’ll be QUEless without him.

me: stares at homework
me: picks up pencil
me: continues staring
me:
me:
me:
me: that's enough progress
me: goes back on the internet

here, have a cow.

me: puts on teen wolf
teen wolf: weird stuff happens
teen wolf: odd werewolf shit
teen wolf: allison does some archery
teen wolf: everyone acts shady
teen wolf: scott does something stupid
teen wolf: allison's family is creepy
me: why am I watching this?
teen wolf: stiles comes on screen
me: oh yeah, that's why
something outside: sounds like the TARDIS
me: starts freaking out

the real estate in gotham city must be really cheap.

My sleeping pattern is really screwed up.
says half of the internet community.
Mario Kart
Player 1: Damn it, I got hit by a bomb.
Player 2: FUCK YOU PEACH!
Player 3: First places bitches!!
Player 4: I FELL OFF RAINBOW ROAD. AGAIN.
Player 1: Yeah, take that Mario!
Player 2: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Player 3: ugh, I'm in last place. Wait, I just got a bullet!
Player 4: I KEEP BANGING INTO THE STUPID WALLS.

I’m trying out a new look, what do you think?